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Reviews

• Quest

  Protein Cookie Snickerdoodle

  Would repeat
  Jul 27, 2026

  Taste

  8/10

  Texture

  8/10

  Value

  6/10

  One of the better flavors, accurate snickerdoodle and not too strong or artificial. Soft and not too chewy, the cinnamon dusting is nice too.

• RXBAR

  Chocolate Sea Salt

  Would not
  Jul 27, 2026

  Taste

  5/10

  Texture

  1/10

  Value

  4/10

  Worst texture I've ever experienced in a protein bar. Like chewing on tar, I could barely taste anything but sweet dates too. I was too distracted trying to chew the first bite and get it out of my teeth to notice anything else.

• Chobani

  High Protein Vanilla

  Would not
  Jul 27, 2026

  Taste

  7/10

  Texture

  6/10

  Value

  7/10

  Too thick and heavy in my opinion, makes it less refreshing like most yogurts. It's still decent but it's noticeable that it's a protein yogurt, in taste and texture.

• Oikos

  Triple Zero Strawberry

  Would repeat
  Jul 27, 2026

  Taste

  9/10

  Texture

  7/10

  Value

  9/10

  Strawberry flavor is great and not too sweet. The texture is good, but there are no separate fruit "pieces" to mix into the yogurt which I prefer as it breaks up the monotony of just yogurt. It does have that classic yogurt tartness though so be aware.

• Premier

  Protein Chocolate Shake

  Would not
  Jul 27, 2026

  Taste

  7/10

  Texture

  6/10

  Value

  8/10

  Has a very slight "protein shake" aftertaste but not too bad. Make sure to shake it very well otherwise it might be clumpy or settle at the bottom.

• Fairlife

  Core Power Elite Chocolate

  Would repeat
  Jul 27, 2026

  Taste

  8/10

  Texture

  8/10

  Value

  7/10

  Not usually a fan of chocolate flavored shakes, but this one is good. Smooth and doesn't really have that chalky protein effect. It gets a little hard to finish at the end just because of how much thick liquid there is.

• Chomps

  Original Beef Meat Stick

  Would repeat
  Jul 27, 2026

  Taste

  7/10

  Texture

  7/10

  Value

  4/10

  They're not as flavorful as other jerkys but I prefer it since they are also less rubbery and artificial in taste/texture. Still pricey like others.

• Jack Link's

  Original Beef Jerky

  Would not
  Jul 27, 2026

  Taste

  7/10

  Texture

  6/10

  Value

  3/10

  Decent mass-produced jerky, smoky/sweet flavor (maybe too sweet). Some pieces are pretty inconsistent with how chewy and artificial they taste/feel. Also not cheap for how much you get in a bag.

• Legendary Foods

  Cinnamon Protein Sweet Roll

  Would not
  Jul 21, 2026

  Taste

  5/10

  Texture

  5/10

  Value

  4/10

  Completely mid, honestly barely even a cinnamon roll, maybe if you heat it up somehow? Dry and mostly flavorless besides the sweet icing.

• Lenny & Larry's

  Protein Cookie Chocolate Chip

  Would not
  Jul 21, 2026

  Taste

  7/10

  Texture

  7/10

  Value

  6/10

  Like a big mediocre cookie with some extra protein. Taste is ok, pretty weak though. Soft and chewy but not in a bad way, I do notice something a little off with the texture as it sort of dissolves in your mouth.

• Nature Valley

  Peanut Butter Dark Chocolate

  Would repeat
  Jul 21, 2026

  Taste

  9/10

  Texture

  9/10

  Value

  6/10

  I like having these as a breakfast replacement occasionally. They taste great with the real chocolate and nuts, and since it's not all blended into a single chewy block it's actually nice to eat even if the macros aren't the greatest.

• Lenny & Larry's

  Ftizels Everything Bagel

  Would not
  Jul 21, 2026

  Taste

  8/10

  Texture

  6/10

  Value

  6/10

  Everything bagel flavoring is good, maybe a bit too salty. The pretzels themselves are pretty hard and the flavor dust leaves a powdery texture in your mouth after a few. The macros are also not very good.

• Barebells

  Chocolate Dough

  Would repeat
  Jul 21, 2026

  Taste

  9/10

  Texture

  8/10

  Value

  7/10

  Really good protein bar. Soft parts are not too chewy, and there are small crunchy bits so it's not just one big sponge. No weird protein flavor too, just chocolate.

• Quest

  Sour Cream & Onion Protein Chips

  Would repeat
  Jul 21, 2026

  Taste

  10/10

  Texture

  9/10

  Value

  8/10

  One of my favorites. Taste just like a normal bag of chips but have great macros. Texture is similar to lays baked chips, but a lot more flavor.

• The Only Bean

  Crunchy Roasted Edamame

  Would repeat
  Jul 21, 2026

  Taste

  7/10

  Texture

  8/10

  Value

  8/10

  Pretty good small snack. Taste is good but a little bland, more salty than anything. Well roasted so they're dry and flaky which I like, but you probably need a drink to go with them.

• Quest

  Oatmeal Chocolate Chip

  Would not
  Jun 29, 2026

  Taste

  8/10

  Texture

  3/10

  Value

  6/10

  Tastes pretty good, not too sweet also not bland. Feels like you're chewing a nutrient block though.